Politician is worst person in the world, according to other politician

CHARLESTON, SC. Todd Hughman (R-WV) is the worst politician and overall worst person in the whole wide world, according to his opponent, Chase Johnson (D-WV). Johnson claims that Hughman cant be trusted to be in the senate. “Todd Hughman has a record of mismanagement, he voted to raise taxes for the poor three times, is a member of a group to eliminate veterans benefits and just last week, he kicked a ladies dog because it was barking, this is the kind of person that shouldn't be in politics at all” said a recent Johnson campaign ad bashing Hughman “Chase Johnson was raised in a traditional family, has a traditional family, and traditional family values. He has never once kicked a dog or purposely farted on a baby in public” the ad continued with. Hughman was pretty hesitant to respond to the attacks, saying he doesn't want to get involved in dirty politics, but after learning that pretty much all politics are dirty, he released his own attack ad against Johnson “Johnson voted with Obama on healthcare and there was this one time at a bar in Myrtle Beach when he started hitting on a women who told him she was married, then there was a biker he didn't like so Johnson filled his gas tank with sugar”. Residents of South Carolina say that they don’t really care who wins as long as the stupid ads stop playing soon.