Did I pass up the mushrooms?
BOULDER, CO. ”Did I already pass up the mushrooms?” Jim Schneider asked himself this as he walked down aisle 3 at the local Supermarket. “I can’t remember if they are down this aisle or not and I hate to turn around and check again” he added. After 5 minutes, he asked somebody and learned that the mushrooms were indeed at the end of the aisle, causing him to turn around back the way he came. He did, however, have trouble later finding the orange juice concentrate.
Local student hates school
WORCHESTER, MA. Local 3rd Grader Aaron Hamilton shocked the school Tuesday when he announced he dislikes school. “I hate stupid school, I have to wake up early, the hallway smells bad, and Ms. Taylor gives way too much homework” he said. The school later said “It is horrible when a student would not like school, everybody loves coming to school”. Hamilton later –said that the one thing about school he does enjoy is recess.
Conan O’Brien supports Romney
CARROLTON, GA. Late night talk-show host Conan O’Brien has thrown his support behind Republican candidate Mitt Romney. “Mitt is a really swell person” said O’Brien. Upon learning about this, Romney had this to say “Shit! I am already losing to Obama, now this?” Romney has also threatened to pick Jeb Bush as a campaign partner if O’Brien doesn’t end his support “Conan, dude. Nobody likes you, you aren’t funny. Leave me alone or I’m telling on you.” Romney later said.
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