FOX
When Bleachers Collapse (MON. 10/9 PM CST.)
The Tulsa High School Massacre of 2005 and The Great Seattle collapse of 1997 are featured.
Family Dad (WED. 8/7 PM CST.)
A fat dad, pissy wife, nerdy son, hated daughter, talking infant, and non human friend are combined in a totally new way: Asian.
Game Show Network
Card Sharks (TUE. 7:30/6:30 AM CST.)
All hell breaks loose when a real shark is let in studio and eats the large deck of cards, kills a cameraman, and wipes out half of the studio audience.
Let’s Profile Ethnic People! (SAT. 9/8 PM CST.)
For $10,000: Does Pedro look Mexican or Costa Rican? Is Hans Norwegian or German?
The Weather Channel
Weather’s Funniest Bloopers (WED. 10/9 PM CST.)
A hail stone the size of a tennis ball hits a kid in the head and a Tornado catches a group of smoking secretaires off guard at lunch when it rips through McMurry Business Park.
Alaskan Road Construction (TUE. 8/7 PM CST.)
It has nothing to do with weather, it just shows people laying asphalt in Alaska.
TRU TV
Canadian Border Patrol (THU. 11/10 PM CST.)
Does that guy look like a border hopper, or is he just lost looking for the hardware store?
Fuck This Job and Fuck You! (MON. 11/10 PM CST.)
A Guy quits his job by kidnapping his boss and dropping him across an international border. A woman drives her car through a cubicle to pick up her kitty calendar.
Indianapolis Community College Public Access.
Test Pattern (MON, TUE, SAT, most of the morning)
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEEEEP.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEEEEP.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEEEEP.
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