World to end on December 31st, according to Gregorian calender

KANSAS CITY, MO. Scientists have predicted that December 31^st, 2012 will be the last day of humanity, as the Gregorian Calender ends on this date. “After looking at Andrews McMeel Printing Company's Cats We Love 2012 deluxe wall calender, we are able to determine that the publishing company predicted the world will end on December” said Dr. Richard Lormrow “There are no more pages of cute, cuddly cats after December, the calender simply ends for no reason” he added. This news doesn't come as a surprise to everybody, with some claiming they knew about this Apocalypse for many months now. “I noticed that the Gregorian calender ends in December when my sister Donna gave me a cat calender for Christmas, but I didn't really think too much of it until other people stated talking about how the Gregorians predicted the world would end on December 31^st and it got me concerned. Now its all I think about” said Mary Wittingsworth. Some concerned citizens have already started planning for the certain Apocalypse, doing such things as stockpiling good, not making any long term plans just going all out apeshit crazy. Police all over the country have already reported that the amount people causing crimes for stupid 'why not' has rose 16% since the doomsday announcement. “The other day a man threw a brick through a church window because 'it wont matter when the world ends in a few days' and church is 'boring as fuck'” said Kansas City police officer Tony Hermenez. Another case occurred in Bowling Green, KY when a man bought a hooker, blindfolded her, spun her around to make her dizzy and disoriented, then left her across state lines in Clarksville 'just for shits and giggles'. “It was so funny! She was so confused and she had no idea where she was. I've always wanted to do something like that and with the world ending on December 31^st, it doesn't matter what I do anymore” said Kyle Harrowfield. A few people have gone as far as to throw out end of the world theories, most saying the calender also ended on December 31^st 2011, but nothing ever occurred.