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Monday, July 9, 2012

Police Beat; 7-9-12


ALLENTOWN, PA. White male in mid to late 30's. Stealing Garden Gnomes and producing a Public Access show called “Garden Gnome Theatre”. No identity is known since nobody watches Public Access television

DAYTON, OH. 27 yr. Old male arrested for saying YOLO, than doing something he does a few times a month.

WACO, TX. Middle age woman charged with tax fraud after claiming her ceramic cats as well as her real cats as children on Income Tax.

GADSDEN, AL. Male, age 43 arrested for asking random women if they want to see some “fireworks” then pulling his pants down.

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