Since When is everybody a Grammer Cop?

By Laurie Carson
Grammatically inept in every possible way.

When did evrybody become a grammar cop? It seems like everywhere I look now a days their are people who thrive on correcting grammar and making people like me feel supid. Its annoying. Last night i was on facebook and all i saw was posts from people with little pictures of spelling and grammar mistakes and then the mistake corrected and this make me wonder how stupid that person must feel. There was one picture that said ‘ good grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit’. Like honesty, who cares about the difference between the 2. It doesnt matter and the sentence sounds exactly the same eather way. People need too stop. The part that bothers me the most is the ones that try to act like everybody is just plane dumb if they cant figure out the right form of a word. They’re are way too many forms of words. That makes it difficult to try to wright since you have to figure out which one 2 use. People need too stop. Not everybody is ultra smart alot of people are only average intelligence. The worst part are the people who are bad at spelling, grammar but make a attempt to correct other people and they look dumb. I dont clame to be the best at grammar but im pretty good and i will not correct people because they feel bad. Feeling bad is bad. I dont know why people are so rude. Just chill out and let people express themselves. It really makes no diffrent if u use a different word than the word. It all sounds the same when you say it outloud and if you cant tell the difference on paper you have problems that stem much further than you’re bad grammar. Please just leave ppl alone! now.

News Bits: Week of 2-5-13

Time Traveler surprised to learn Sears is still in business

BOSTON, MA. Time Traveler Johnny Harron from the year 1996, announced surprise Wednesday after learning that department store chain Sears is still in business in the year 2013. “Sears? Really?” asked Harron in an interview “I figured they would be gone by 2005 at the latest, how are they still making money?” he added. Harron came to 2013 to see if we had found a cure for the common headache, but went back to 1996 to inform others about Sears. Harron, who spent an hour looking for a Borders bookstore, was apparently unaware that K-Mart is still in business as well.

Supreme Court ruling on where to go for lunch.

WASHINGTON, DC. The nine justices of the Supreme Court have been spending the last two hours ruling on where to go for lunch. “I think we should go get some Mexican, but Judge Clarence Thomas wants to just pick up something from Sonic” said Chief Justice John Roberts “Oh Fuck it, now Ruth Bader Ginsburg wants Chinese takeout” Chief Justice Roberts added. An inside source reported that Judge Sonia Sotomayor is just going to get some chips out of the Supreme Court vending machine if the Justices can’t ‘make a fucking ruling soon’.

You Smell nice

PROVO, UT. According to a recent study, you smell nice today. Is that a new perfume you are wearing? I like it. What does it smell like? It almost smells like lavender and sandalwood, but I think I sense some cinnamon as well. Reports show that you smelled good yesterday as well, but not as nice as today. The study shows that you smelled like apples yesterday, and the pleasantness wasn't as good, and it wasn't as strong.