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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Area Man's Unfriending Spree Leaves None Devistated.


SPRINGFIELD, MA. Local Springfield resident Terry Greenshire (26) recently went on an unfriending spree on Facebook that left none of his 'friends' devastated  Greenshire decided the unfriending spree was necessary last week after seeing a few game achievement posts from people he really doesn't know at all. “Half the people on my friends list I dont even remember ever knowing” Greenshire said “If I'm not a real friend with you, why should I be a Facebook friend” he added. All of the people he was friends with before the unfriending spree were not hurt at all; most barly knew who Greenshire was. “Terry Greenshire?” Kelly Norman asked “Oh, I think I know him. We were in 4th grade together, One day it was snowing and this kids sock got soaking wet and cold, so he took it off and smacked Terry in the face with it. He [Greenshire] started crying like a girl” Norman added. Greenshire unfriended Norman saying she was kind of a bitch and that she never talks to him anymore. Another victim of the unfriending spree was Ted Nacy, a person who Greenshire only knew through work.”He was the I.T. Guy for a month at the place I work at. He got fired after the manager caught him stealing keyboards” Greenshire said “He sent me a friend request after he got fired and I felt bad for him since he only had 6 Facebook friends, and two of them had their profile pictures of dogs.” he added. A Facebook post was made while the unfriending spree was in progress, but no one commented or liked the status.

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