Area Man's Unfriending Spree Leaves None Devistated.

SPRINGFIELD, MA. Local Springfield resident Terry Greenshire (26) recently went on an unfriending spree on Facebook that left none of his 'friends' devastated  Greenshire decided the unfriending spree was necessary last week after seeing a few game achievement posts from people he really doesn't know at all. “Half the people on my friends list I dont even remember ever knowing” Greenshire said “If I'm not a real friend with you, why should I be a Facebook friend” he added. All of the people he was friends with before the unfriending spree were not hurt at all; most barly knew who Greenshire was. “Terry Greenshire?” Kelly Norman asked “Oh, I think I know him. We were in 4^th grade together, One day it was snowing and this kids sock got soaking wet and cold, so he took it off and smacked Terry in the face with it. He [Greenshire] started crying like a girl” Norman added. Greenshire unfriended Norman saying she was kind of a bitch and that she never talks to him anymore. Another victim of the unfriending spree was Ted Nacy, a person who Greenshire only knew through work.”He was the I.T. Guy for a month at the place I work at. He got fired after the manager caught him stealing keyboards” Greenshire said “He sent me a friend request after he got fired and I felt bad for him since he only had 6 Facebook friends, and two of them had their profile pictures of dogs.” he added. A Facebook post was made while the unfriending spree was in progress, but no one commented or liked the status.

Every generation except mine sucks

Every generation except mine sucks

By: Herbert Ledbetter

The 133 year-old man.

People these days don't know diddly squat about anything. Take it from me, I'm 133 years old and society sucks now.

When I was growing up people knew how to get stuff done. When I was just 4 years-old, my family became the first family in Morristown, Indiana to have a telegraph, and we knew how to use it. I was able to walk when I was 9 months old and I could use the telegraph like a pro right after we got it. I like to think that I was really smart as a child, but now that I think about it, every child in my day was smart, unlike today's kids who go to sub-standard school and listen to music by Justice Beaver, Katy Pear and that Gal that wants to be called Maybe. It doesn't help that our leadership cant find their own penny farthing. This President Barrek O-Mama seems like a nice guy, but I've heard of his little plan to make sure everybody has a telephone in their bedroom. That's just plain numskullery. The bedroom is for sleeping and never anything else.

Kids are way too spoiled for their own good. I walked through the general store and there were about 50 different kinds of gum! That's crazy! I was in my twenties when the first chewing gum came out. Before gum was invented, we would chew on tree bark. I remember it well . . . going outside on a warm spring day, ripping a strip of bark off the old maple tree and chewing on it for more than 5 hours! Now that is living. Yep, the way I grew up was the only way to be raised and I feel sorry for people who were raised in any other time either before or after me since they never got to experience life they way it was meant to be experienced, my way, the right way.